Good Morning America, and Good Bye!
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009Last night, after a visit to Papadeaux’s in Houston – Spring, and a sumptuous meal of char-broiled catfish and dirty rice, things seemed quite brighter than they had been about six hours earlier when I had sat in yet another US hotel with this time, not one, but two subjects that failed to show up.
Later on that same night, using erotic hypnosis in the Jacuzzi (a delicate balancing act of ensuring that your trance partner neither drowns nor hits his head against the edge of the Jacuzzi and suffer concussion), I realised that I’d learnt all I needed to know about how to organise trips to the United States in order to give those fascinated by me a real chance of real erotic hypnosis. This truly was a “suck it and see” exercise. And I sucked hard enough, and long enough, to know whether I liked the taste or not.
But nobody came. Okay, that’s not quite true. Either way. But not enough to continue this kind of tour in the way I set out to do it.
Six hours earlier, the strain of being away from home for three weeks and living out of two over-weight suitcases and between time zones had been getting to me. I was convinced that I’d be concentrating my energies on creating erotic hypnosis mp3s and erotic hypnosis videos, like 99 out of 100 hypnodommes do. My willingness to offer face to face erotic hypnosis makes me stand out. But on days like yesterday, I do wonder if it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Yesterday, I knew I’d had enough of flying from US city to city, never sure who was actually going to turn up, simply because they wouldn’t pay the required deposit. I now appreciate the truth: anyone that cannot pay a $100 deposit in advance, knows better than anyone that he is probably not going to turn up at all. So, with future visits, anywhere in the world, I’ll be targeting one city at once so I am not away from my own home comforts for longer than one week. I will also only accept full payment in advance.
I heard it all during this trip. From the ones that lost interest once they realised that anal conditioning did not include a hands-on strap-on interlude from my good self. To the one that, an hour before the session itself, announced that he no longer wanted a two hour session, just a one hour session. I promptly withdrew my offer of an extra (on the house) hour for lunch and would have withdrawn my offer of making the journey to meet him at his home to hypnotize him – but for the fact being a wheel-chair user meant that the journey across Houston would actually have been quite an exhausting challenge for him. I look back now and actually admire the fact that he had been prepared to travel to see me by Houston public transport. It exhausted me making the journey and I was being driven in an air-conditioned car.
It did transpire later that he had misunderstood the whole concept of paying a deposit. He thought that the deposit was in addition to the agreed fee. Others seemed to have similar mental blocks to comprehending the need to pay a deposit to secure and confirm their bookings. One guy wrote saying he thought my fee for the session was the $100 deposit!!! Do people like him have any concept of the costs of travel and a decent hotel? Would he have been happy to find me in a hotel ridden with fleas and paper thin walls? Even a decent custom erotic hypnosis mp3 will leave very little change out of $100. What was he thinking?
So for now, I’m hanging up my pvc and corsets, and spending the rest of the trip producing the kind of erotic hypnosis downloads that I sense the average Joe is better accustomed to. Thanks to the kindness of an excellent hypnotic subject in Houston, I have some new material (and he has a memento of the mind-blowing four hours that he spent in the company of a female erotic hypnotist.
And should I decide to tour in future, it will be different. There won’t be a deposit. Nope. That confuses people. Instead, people can pay in advance. The early bird’s will pay the promotional US rate of $250 for the hour. The slackers can pay my standard £250 for the hour (yes, I did mean to put the UK sterling sign there … it was not a typo).


